Showing posts with label Vinyl Records. Show all posts
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Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Wild Style Completionisms




Stickup Kids: "A to the K?"  "A to the mother fuckin Z."
(feel free to click on any pic to zoom in) 

Related to Elements: DJ, MC, B-Boying, Graffiti, Wild Style, Crate Digging

Of all the Old School Hip Hop movies, Wild Style is the absolute best.  Billboard Magazine is even more flattering.


"#1 Hip-Hop movie of all time" - Billboard Magazine

That's not too bold of a claim since it is essentially a fly on the wall view of the birth of the forthcoming worldwide cultural Hip Hop explosion.  The tale is told from an insider's perspective where you see the original 4 elements of Hip Hop all on equal footing.  Even at the grand finale scene of the movie, the raw energy and talent doesn't reach beyond the South Bronx's Amphitheater.  Nevertheless, this is where it all began, and the confidence and freshness factor of this movie's real life players can't be fucked with.  

Now, 30 years down the line, you can pop in the DVD and it's still as fresh now as it was back then.  No other movie unidealistically touches the reality of early days of Hip Hop more than Wild Style.



Right, But What about the Music?




Various Wild Style Records, the OST CD and 30th Anniversary DVD


One of the very first records I ever bought was the Wild Style Soundtrack.  When the mailman dropped it off on my stoop I was stoked and soon after unboxing it the stoked feeling turned to "Oh, wait, this is kinda flimsy."  Turns out I bought a "bootleg\unofficial" copy.  For all intensive purposes "Bootleg" and "Unofficial" are the same thing, but Discogs says it like that so I guess I better follow their lead.

Still, I had the soundtrack and I was elated.  I reluctantly realized it didn't sound the best but, frankly, back then I was happy to have any classic Hip Hop record even if it was just a crappy boot.

At some point I realized I wasn't happy enough.  It sounded like crap and I knew an original copy had to be out there.  But back in those days that original OST went for 50-100 bucks on Ebay (which is incidentally why it had been bootlegged) and that was well out of my financial grasp.

Luckily, the good people at Mr Bongo out of the UK had guys like me covered because they procured the rights to a legitimate and nicely pressed 2LP reissue with Bonus Tracks.

Obviously I was all over that along with other various Wild Style records along the way...

TLDR.  Fast forward to today, I finally got the original copy and hell yeah, it was worth the wait.  It sounds just as sweet as I hoped it would. 



Various Wild Style Records (click to zoom in)


Wild Style Soundtrack: The Bootleg vs the Original



Other than tell-tale wear and tear the covers look the same

The covers may look the same but the original can be identified by extra printing on the back cover and on the record label.



If it doesn't say "Jem" it's fake.  (click to zoom)

Look for the "Manufactured by Jem Records" writing on the back cover and on the record label.



Click to zoom in on the label of the "unofficial" Wild Style OST


Click to zoom in on the label of the Original Wild Style OST


The bootleg is the absolute worst sounding pressing so it should be avoided at all costs.  The Mr Bongo 2LP pressing is fantastic and so is the OG.  I personally like the OG best because of the way the songs are originally mixed.  It's almost like a DJ mix not unlike the style of mixing on the classic Street Sound's Electro compilations.  Mr Bongo's (and\or Beyongolia) versions are great pressings too but listening to it them has more of a compilation flow and "feel" to it.


The Wild Style Theme Rap 12" (Animal) 1983

Wild Style Theme Rap 12"

The version on this twelve inch single is VERY different from the rap of the same name on the OST.  This seems more electo-beat laced.  It has thicker production and it's a different beast of a classic altogether.  I was a bit surprised to see how dope this was when I played it expecting the album version.  Grandmaster Caz will always be the man, but back in 83 he was making undeniable moves on hot singles like this one.


"Original Wild Style Breakbeats Album" Origins

DJ Black Steel Presents: The Original Wild Style Breakbeats Album LP (Music of Life) 1990


During my early Wild Style collecting years I came across the "Original Wild Style Breakbeats"


the "Original Wild Style Breakbeats Album" record cover
OWSBBA back cover "Straight Outta the South Bronx"


OWSBBA record label

What's the deal with this album?  Who the hell is DJ Black Steel?  I felt compelled to find out the origins.  Apparently there is this rare record out there called the Wild Style Test Pressing and he was one of the insanely lucky dudes who had a copy.  

Yeah, right!  What kind of holy grail tall tale is this?  Turns out it's very true, let's get it straight from the horse's mouth...  Check out what Freddy Fresh said on the matter.


"Taken from my book...
ANIMAL RECORDS (Wild Style Soundtrack) This record was originally available through special screenings of the B Boy culture documentary of the film by the same name. At the end of screenings they would sell the album soundtrack of this film. I purchased my copy in 1983 at a screening of the film at the Bell Theater University of Minnesota. There were a handful of test pressings made of the instrumental versions of the songs as well, these were made for the DJ’s in the actual film to play and scratch with etc.. A few copies leaked out but almost NO ONE has an original test pressing of this record. (see test pressings, bootlegs etc..) see scan near end of book

6005 Wildstyle Soundtrack (Grand Wizard Theodore – Military Cut, Busy Bee Vs. Rodney C – MC Battle, Cold Crush Brothers vs. Fantastic Freaks – Basketball Throwdown, Fantastic Freaks at the Dixie, Grand Wizard Theodore – Subway Theme, Cold Crush Brothers at the Dixie, Double Trouble – Stoop Rap, Double Trouble at the Amphitheater, Busy Bee at the Amphitheater, DJ Grand Wizard Theodore – Gangbusters, Rammellzee & Shockwell at the Amphitheater) **** 1983
This album has been reissued through Beyongolia Records London England and includes 6 exclusive tracks not on the original Wildstyle album they are (Busy Bee’s –Limo Rap, Grandmaster Caz – South Bronx Subway Rap, Busy Bee – Street Rap, Fantastic Freaks at the Amphitheater, Fab 5 Freddy – Down By Law) 1998"
and
"Wild style inst. originally released as TEST PRESSING 20 copies or so is INVALUABLE.  The Black Steel EP (Music OF LIFE) is the same thing basically and much more available.. also the BONGO cats in London re-released this and is fantastic pressing." - Freddy Fresh (source: Oldschoolhiphop.forumco.com)

This info about this uber-rare Wild Style Test Pressing was in fact taken from his own book, Freddy Fresh's Rap Records Volume 2...


Info from Rap Records Volume 2 on pages 31 and 637
Chalie Ahearn signed Wild Style Test Pressing pic courtesy of Rob at TSL

BTW, this book is an incredible crate diggers' reference.  Here is a link to Freddy Fresh's Shop page with active links to buy it. 

However, recently it has been brought to light that as many as 100 of these test pressings exist...

Quote from Sureshot La Rock Confirms 100 Test Pressings were made



Regardless, who am I kidding if I think I'll land one of those hundred known blank white label test pressings?  Let's be realistic here.  These Original Breakbeats Album and Mr Bongo's Instrumental Beats album will have to suffice. 




Mr Bongo's and Beyongolia Wild Style Incarnations

 

Wild Style Original Soundtrack 2LP Version (Beyongolia) 1998

You've seen the cover... Back of Wild Style OST 2LP (zoom in for track list)


Wild Style OST 2LP shown in center with Gatefold Open, Nice shot of the Amphitheater.  (zoomable)

The Wild Style OST 2LP pressing not only sounds good, but as already mentioned. it's also got a few bonus tracks and a gatefold cover.


Wild Style Instrumental Beats LP (Beyongolia) 1998



Front cover of Wild Style Instrumental Beats



Track listing and back cover of Wild Style Instrumental Beats

As mentioned above these Wild Style Instrumental Beats are exactly that.  A Wild Style Test Press for the rest of us kinda deal.  Very similar to the "Wild Style Original Breakbeats" but different track lengths and a few different tracks altogether.  Having both this Instrumental Beats and the Original Wild Style Breakbeats Album isn't essential unless you are a completionist.  Frankly, I should have two of both since they are screaming to be juggled.




Wild Style Instrumental Beats Record Label


 

Wild Style Lesson EP (Mr Bongo) 2007


Jumping on "the Lessons" bandwagon, Mr Bongo released the Wild Style Lesson EP on the 25th anniversary of the movie.   



Wild Style Lesson EP in rotation


This Wild Style Lesson EP is a collection of a mega-mix, some alternate mixes, remixes and even a collection of "scratch tools" made from select movie dialogs and related Wild Style sound effects.  This isn't as corny as I thought it would be, it's actually well-wicked and completely different from the OST.  



Wild Style Lesson EP back cover (zoom in for track listing)


Grandmaster Caz & Chris Stein ‎– Wild Style Theme Rap 1 / Wild Style Subway Rap 12" (Beyongolia) 1998

 

 

Grandmaster Caz & Chris Stein - Wild Style Theme Rap 12" Front Cover

Grandmaster Caz & Chris Stein - Wild Style Theme Rap 12" Back Cover

After synchronizing this Mr Bongo version with the original single on Animal Records it proved that this is essentially the same thing as the original 12" release.  However, to my ears at least, the original sounds much better at 45 RPM.  


Discogs Link: Grandmaster Caz and Chris Stein - Wild Style Theme Rap 1 / Wild Style Subway Rap 12" (Benongolia) 1998





Wild Style Original Soundtrack CD" (Rhino) 1997


Wild Style OST CD on Rhino Entertainment (back) (zoom for track listing)




There have been other CD versions of this, but really this is the only one that you need in for road trips.  Manufactured at the high quality levels you'd expect from Rhino Entertainment, this disc is official and it sounds nice and loud.  The tracks are unmixed unlike the original LP.



Wild Style 30th Anniversary DVD (Submarine Deluxe) 2013

 
Wild Style 30th Anniversary DVD (gate fold open) with Booklet


The movie was painstakingly remastered in a labor of love with this nice reissue by Submarine Deluxe.  This comes with 2 Discs including the original movie and extra features including interviews of the cast and crew.  A thorough book of some never before seen photos is a nice addition as well.  Wanna know where they are now?  Put in the second disc.  


Great photos faithfully compiled within this booklet.  (Zoom in for a peek)


Wanna see more iconic photos?  Flip through the book or watch the visual slide show on the first disc.  I've seen the film many times on good old VHS and I don't even have to tell you that this obviously blows that out of the water.  Even if you already have the DVD, hardcore fans of the movie should buy this for the added footage and valuable information within.  I learned a lot from this DVD and book including a lot of interesting back stories.  


What's Missing From the so-called Completionist Collection?


Ok, you got me.  I don't have every single incarnation of the movie and it's soundtracks, EPs or singles.  For example I clearly don't have the white label test pressing.  I have learned to live with that and I suppose I can still die a happy man never even glimpsing it, knowing I at least have the music on vinyl.  




Rare Wild Style Theme Rap Japanese 7"


Also, I don't have the above shown seemingly impossible to find Japanese 7" versions of Wild Style Theme Rap, nor do I have the promo version of this 7" in a plain white sleeve.  

BUT, I do have the 12" version which I am assuming is a longer edit of the same song.  Will I pay an arm and a leg to get this even though I already have the 12"?  Don't tempt me.  I probably would.  Incidentally if you have any leads on these please contact me here by posting on this blog and I'll move heaven and earth if needed to get it.

Not to mention there are other foreign pressings of the Wild Style Soundtrack.  While I consider myself a completionist, I don't feel the desire to get the same music with a simple "Made in France" sticker on it, that's just silly.  True, I got the collector sickness, but there is still a smidgen of common sense ruling my accumulation quirks.  

So other than the test pressing (which won't happen) and the 7" (also, won't happen) I am finally done buying Wild Style records.  It only took me 18 years to feel some sense of finality, but alas, it's finally over.  Unless of course some new-jack label comes along and unearths a hidden chapter of Wild Style that doesn't exist.  In that case I'll probably have to bite on that too.  


DJ Black Steel & The 45 King ‎– 22 Wildstyle Beats 2CD (Music Station) 1995

Picture courtesy of Discogs


As per Discogs, this 2CD has the original DJ Black Steel Wildstyle Breakbeats untouched on disc one and disc two has the breaks mixed, looped, juggled, and extended by the incomparable 45 King.  No doubt an unforgetable mixtape that I'm sleeping on but according to Discogs this has not been sold there so I'm guessing I'll never see this in person either.




But You Forgot About These! (Update)


Since dropping this blog post on DWG Forums a few more omissions were brought to my attention.  Some are promo versions of a few I already have, some have yet to be added to Discogs, and others are just amazing eye candy I cannot justify omitting from this blog post update.  It goes without saying that I'm envious of the owners of these newly discovered holes in my soul.


DJ Black Steel Presents: The Original Wild Style Breakbeats Album LP (Music of Life) (Later Reissue)

 

Front Cover (Picture courtesy of Benjamin Hatton)
Factory Sticker and Label (Pictures courtesy of Benjamin Hatton)

This later (mid 2000's) reissue on Music of Life is not listed on Discogs.




DJ Black Steel Presents: The Original Wild Style Breakbeats Album LP (Bootleg) (Music Station)

 

Music Station/Dancefloor Dist./Disc-stinct Bootleg  (Photo courtesy of Manphat)

Apparently this bootleg has "extended versions" of the original original breakbeats.  



Grandmaster Caz & Chris Stein ‎– Wild Style Theme Rap 1 / Wild Style Subway Rap 12" (Beyongolia) 1998 (Signed Test Pressing)

 

 
Photo Courtesy of Cro

 
Signed by Grandmaster Caz! (Photo Courtesy of Cro)

Another Discogs omission...  As if having the test pressing of this isn't cool enough, Cro's copy is signed by the man himself!



What, No Love for the Tapes?


Wild Style Movie (VHS) (Irish)

 
Photo courtesy of Jesper


Wild Style Movie (VHS) (Pyramid)

 

Photo Courtesy of Jesper

Then there's the good old VHS release of the movie.  Mine was a generic copy of a copy but luckily Jesper was kind enough to provide a few foreign copies of the movie.  It's something that you take for granted that there are countless variants of the video tape from countries all over the world.  

And the cassettes too, there are numerous versions out there of the cassette that I haven't accounted for.  


Yet more Relics... Posters, Flyers, and original Tickets!

 
Flyer courtesy of Soul Safari


Original Poster! (photo courtesy of Sureshot La Rock)


Tickets to the filming.  Be there to make history!  Courtesy of Atilladahun


Front of Admissions Ticket (Courtesy of Atilladahun)


It's not enough that they gotta taunt me with autographed test pressings of singles I never knew existed but then they gotta pour lemon juice all over my wounds with original admission tickets to the filming of the movie, movie posters from back in the day and even an original flyer!  These are so cool and historical I certainly can't blame them for pointing these out to a mezo-completionist such as myself.  These are the kind of special pieces that true fans will never get rid of at any price.  So I'll have to live knowing that these are out there and maybe if I am lucky I'll get to touch them some day.  


As per DWG member Beattrooper via private message...

There's 4 more Wildstyle bits out there.

Wildstyle Theme 12" Japan issue from 83' on Toshiba promo only (Thick Sleeve)
Wildstyle Theme 12" UK Test press 83'
Wildstyle Soundtrack vinyl LP with Obi strip and lyric sheet (1995?)
Wildstyle Soundtrack Cassette with obi boxed like a VHS comes with a small booklet of photos again from 83' (this is rarer then the 45!)
I guess I haven't even scratched the surface of this iceberg.  As more of these pieces come to light it's becoming more and more apparent that I'll never get a chance to become a true Wild Style completionist. 




 

LBNL, Wild Style Comic Book Art

 
Here's a late but worthy addition... Check out the Wild Style comic book!  Some seriously enlightening reading for Wild Style fanatics. 

Ed Piskor's story behind the Wild Style story.
You can own these limited addition books while supplies last.  Piskor is a hot Hip Hop specialty artist right now and the artwork in these pages is spectacular so who knows how long they'll last.  They are currently available at Fantagraphics Books.


Special Thanks to all the bonus information and pics from DWG members Chris, Sureshot La Rock, Cro, Atilladahun, Manphat, Benjamin Hatton, Jesper, Soul Safari, and Beattrooper and other members there.  Thanks for keeping me on my toes!

  -rchecka



Reference: Quick Links To Discogs Wild Style Related Records and CDs

 

Various - Wild Style Original Soundtrack LP (Animal) 1983

Grandmaster Caz and Chris Stein - Wild Style Theme Rap 12" (Animal) 1983

Grandmaster Caz and Chris Stein - Wild Style Theme Rap 7" (Japanese) (Chysalis) 1983 
 
Various - Wild Style Original Soundtrack LP (Animal) Unofficial/Bootleg 
 
Various - Wild Style Soundtrack 2LP (Beyongolia) 1998 
 
DJ Black Steel - The Original Wild Style Breakbeats Album LP (Music of Life) 1990  

DJ Black Steel - The Original Wild Style Breakbeats Album LP Bootleg (Music Station) 1995

Various - Wild Style Instrumental Beats (Beyongolia) 1998 


Grandmaster Caz and Chris Stein - Wild Style Theme Rap 1 / Wild Style Subway Rap 12" (Benongolia) 1998

Various - Wild Style Lesson EP (Mr Bongo) 2007 
 
Various - Wild Style CD (Rhino) 1997

DJ Black Steel & The 45 King - 22 Wildstyle Beats 2CD (Music Station) 1995 


 

Known records missing from Discogs:


DJ Black Steel - The Original Wild Style Breakbeats Album LP (Music of Life) (Factory Stickered Reissue) 

Grandmaster Caz and Chris Stein - Wild Style Theme Rap 12" (Beyongolia) Test Press




Also allegedly missing from Discogs:


Grandmaster Caz and Chris Stein - Wildstyle Theme 12" (Japan issue) 1983 on Toshiba promo only

Grandmaster Caz and Chris Stein - Wildstyle Theme 12" (UK Test press) 1983


Various - Wildstyle Soundtrack vinyl LP (with Obi strip and lyric sheet) 1995(?)


Various - Wildstyle Soundtrack Cassette (with obi boxed like a VHS comes with a small booklet of photos) 1983




See Also:

Wild Style The Movie 30th Aniversary DVD (Submarine Deluxe) 

DJ Skeme's The Nostoglia King - Wild Style Autographed Poster Blog Post 

Charlie Ahearn's Wild Style Era New York (Interview + Gallery)

An Original Amphitheatre Jam Poster (jpg)

The Big Breakdance Contest  Extra Tidbit:  Some of the B-Boys and B-Girls of "the Big Breakdance Contest" were featured in Wild Style.  Watch their incredible routines in the Big Breakdance Contest on my Youtube Channel.





Friday, November 22, 2013

My Horrible Records Time Capsule, Subtitled: Crapsule

 
Cuing up "That Smell" by Lynryd Skynyrd

Related to Elements: Crate Digging, DJ, Underground

Every evening as I descended the basement stairs on my way to my nightly music-listening ritual in the man cave, I'd be forced to ask myself "What is that God-forsaken, moldy-ass smell?  ...And why are the stairs squishy feeling?"  I knew the answer already, but I was afraid to look and find out.  I ignored it until the smell became unbearably strong and it was obvious at that point it was time to act for the health and safety of my family.  

So after a little liquid bravery on a quiet Saturday morning it was time to bust out the power tools and demo some basement walls!  After a little sweat and a lot of noise I found a hidden crawlspace right next to the basement steps where the smell was emulating from.  

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY NASTY!  As soon as I removed the paneling hiding the hell hole, the smell rushed out of there and grabbed my nose hairs.  Thankfully my family was gone for the weekend and luckily I had a dust mask to help at least keep some of that death out of my lungs.

Well now I did it.  I just created a huge job for myself, but it was one that couldn't be avoided any longer.  I knew looking at the hole what I had to do.  It was time to man up and seal this place up properly.  But only AFTER dealing with the mold that came courtesy of the dumbassery of the previous owner of my house.  I've watched enough Holmes on Homes on TV to know it needed to be "done right the first time or not at all!"

Don't worry, I'm not going to go through the entire child birth process, I'll skip right to the baby.


Removed the nasty, poured concrete, sealed with Dry Lok Paint, insulated properly!

Long story short, after a lot of work the smell was finally gone!  Now I can seal this up properly and I'll know there will be no problems with moisture or moldy insulation again.

Water Tight, Air Tight, Sealed Space = Time Capsule


Before I seal this small crawlspace up behind walls for "eternity", I knew I had one chance to leave behind a permanent message for future archeologists or pissed off home-owners.  Something that I can leave behind that represents my lifestyle as a human being.  After pondering a while on the dilema with a few beers it hit me, "Duhhhhhh, RECORDS!!!"

Records Last Forever!  Well, they do if stored and\or played properly, and this was now the perfect sealed-off from the elements environment.  But there's no way in hell I'm going to leave behind any of my cherrished records!   Even some of my crappy records can still be sold for cash, so I couldn't just throw in random crap that some people would enjoy.

I had to choose the most horrible records I had.  Stuff I'd have a hard time selling even if I wanted to.  I had to choose records that were horrible quality pressings or massively overproduced or just terrible music.  So I chose 3 records that represented all of those qualities and gifted it to the future inhabitants of my little corner of Earth.


Time Crapsule: The List!  My 3 Worst Records Left Behind in No Particular Order


Relax!  It's the Mexican Pressing

1.  Devo ‎– Freedom Of Choice "Libertad De Eleccion" LP (Warner Bros. Records) Mexican Pressing 1981

Look, I LOVE Devo.  It pained me to even THINK about dissing Devo in any way.  But this pressing was not their fault and if anything it probably pissed them off more than it did me.  I actually bought this record earlier this year from an online seller.  It was never the best album they did but it was a Devo album I didn't yet have on wax, still sealed for only 6 dollars!  What could go wrong with that deal!?!  Well, I guess I didn't pay attention to the "Mexican Pressing" footnote on the product listing.  

 
"I'm on a Mexican, (woah woah) Radio!"


"What's so bad about a Mexican pressing?" you may ask.  After all, they invented the world's only perfect food, the taco, so how could they possibly screw up something as simple as pressing a record?  Well apparently they didn't have the speed setting right at the pressing plant that day because this record sounds like the Chipmunks doing Devo.  No lie, this thing somehow plays too fast at 33 RPM.  

But hey, no problem, I have a deck with pitch control, so I'll just slide it way down and then it will sound normal right?  Well it helps a little, but screw that!  Any time you have to use your pitch control to make ANY record sound right you are literally bending over and taking it from the record companies.  Even with the pitch adjusted the entire thing sounds hollow and without any nuances.  This is probably one of the worst cases of quality control I've ever seen\heard in all my years of collecting records.  

So Naturally I couldn't sell this to anyone in good conscious knowing the look on their faces would be similar to the look on my face when the needle was dropped on it for the first time.  I can't pass on crap to others, that's the opposite of paying it forward.  Besides, Devo deserves more respect than that.  So I whipped it into the hell hole!  (sorry, bad pun!)




$12 from 720 records, this was unofficial as all hell, a DJ Shadow boot to boot

2.  DJ Shadow ‎– March Of Death / Karmacoma 12" BOOTLEG (Mo Wax) 2005

I love DJ Shadow's music and I love Zach De La Rocha's music so the thought of hearing a collaboration between them was WAY to intriguing for me to pass up when I saw this back in 2005.  I'll admit, I knew it was a boot when I bought it, but there was no other way to get that music back then, and, as it is often the case, curiosity killed the cat.  

This sounds like pure ass.  It sounds like it was recorded from telephone and then pressed to record.  There is almost ZERO bass, it is muffled, it doesn't even begin to sound good at any point.  Even with my EQ highly tweeked it was not enjoyable to play on either side.  

As with all bootlegs, the artists on here didn't make a penny off this sale.   Shadow himself mentioned it's existence on his website and obviously if it was legit it would have gone through quality control until it sounded great...


Like it does here...

The Real Deal.  Buy THIS if you want to actually enjoy that song.

Once I bought the Handmade record, there was no way I was going to keep that bootleg around, and I couldn't justify passing the buck onto a fellow Shadow fan even if he or she knew what they were buying.  They deserve better and the musicians deserve better.  It was clear that this boot deserves permanent dark days in the hole.  


 

3. Natalie Imbruglia ‎– Smoke (Remixes) 12" Promo (RCA) 1998


Horrendous music doesn't even begin to describe this
Why in the name of all that is unholy do I even have this?!  I don't even REMOTELY LIKE Natalie Imbruglia so why is this vile record touching my other records?  It's not that she's a bad musician, (well yeah, she's pretty horrific or maybe average sounding on her best days) it's that this is an overproduced sounding remix clusterfuck.  The remixers didn't even attempt to use her vocal track in a respectful way, in a way that accentuated her vocals, or even left the vocals alone.  These songs were all about over-effect-processing trippy-trance sounding beats and basically they were trying to make it get played at some upcoming rave.  

I think I bought this on year one of my record collecting days, when I was an utter newb.  I clearly didn't play it before I bought it or I would have left it in the store.  I'm pretty sure I bought it because I liked some of Rae and Christians productions at the time.  Yet even that remix, the only remix I bought it for, sounds abominable.   There is literally nothing about this collection of corny, predictable-build filled, and utterly outdated sounding remixes that sounds even remotely tolerable.  

I attempted to sell it a few times and I got blank stares from the record store owners I showed it to.  The last guy I brought it to said "Dude, I have like 5 of those online right now for a buck, so even if you want to donate it to me, I don't want it."  I swore that would be the last time I took it home feeling embarrassed and defeated, so into the hell hole it goes with the rest of the heinous archaic black discs!



A Warning for the Future

 

And now the message.  Time to write something that will be my legacy, something awe inspiring...  I could leave a written http link to this blog, but blogs are too temporary and who knows if the Intenet won't be directly responsible for Skynet in the future.   

Hmmmm....


Ah hah!!!



Sometimes I just can't leave well enough alone



Cuing up Taps

 

It's the moment of truth!  Now it's time to permanently seal the horrible record time capsule.  

2" pink foam was cut to size, but not too tight yet leaving room for expansion foam to cement it firmly into place.

Closing the coffin lid on wack records
 
Lastly I sealed off the capsule forever with Great Stuff expansion foam.
 
Using expansion foam around all 4 sides for an airtight, watertight seal


That's all folks!  Nothing more to see here!
The expansion foam has now cured, the cavity is officially sealed off forever.  Now I'll cover it up with drywall and hopefully the next guy won't see it until I'm dead and buried.  

And on the day I die, I can do so with a small sense of fulfillment knowing this little piece of history was left behind for future generations to hopefully enjoy hating as much as I did.